The Kenzie Chronicles

pink saturday

2008-08-02T06:00:00.001-04:00

i'm a rhinestone cowgirl.

is that a song? why is my mom humming? she can be so embarrassing sometimes. every girl should have a pink cowboy hat and every girl should have a cute pair of pink shoes doncha think? i have a few pairs of pink shoes but these are definately the floofiest. look at the heels on these bad boys! mom says it takes alot of practice to walk around in shoes like these and she said its okay that i cant really stand up in them and maybe when i'm three it will be easier because i'll be bigger then. and mom says no to wearing them to the park because they are too slippery and something about trails of trash and puberty and growth hormones in milk products and then i stopped listening because thats what i do when she goes off on tangents like that. and if it were my job to gather cows i would totally wear this pink hat when i did it because the cows would probably think i was so pretty and pink that they would follow me around just to get a better look. and mom says i can wear this hat to the park if i want and i think that's a pretty good compromise dont you? beverly would think so i bet. go see her blog for a plethera of pink.

pink saturday

2008-07-26T08:56:00.003-04:00

we went to a pirate concert yesterday. me, gavin, jack and my mom. we got to dress up like pirates and hear pirate songs, and dance like pirates and have picnic lunch and after all that happened we got to make pirate necklaces!!! i chose a pirate ship on a pink lace and i picked some pink beads too!!! jack couldn't make one because mom says he's too little but when he gets bigger he can make one and also he will play dinosaurs with me and i'm so excited for that!

mom says beverly gets a birthday and i hope she has lots of cake and presents and maybe she can have a pirate party like me but she'll have to ask her mom!

pink saturday

2008-07-19T08:10:00.005-04:00

this was my first time hanging out with the easter bunny. (and also the beginning of the untimely demise of mom's favorite camera.) as you can see me and the easter bunny go way back. mom is looking over my shoulder as i post this getting all weepy. and shes making cheek pinching fingers at the screen and says she missing my marshmallow arms. and then she said no marshmallows for breakfast and i wish i was at grandmas. but here is my mom still gushing over my baby picture and making strange gestures and remembering the old days when i was just a kid and she seems lost in the memory and maybe a little crazy about the whole thing.

mooooooooooooooooooooooooooom! you're embarrassing me!!

i was not as happy to see santa clause that following december and you could see that for yourself but mom says i have to eat breakfast before popsicles and without popsicles i'm in no mood to search for pictures.

dont forget to swing by beverly's blog to find out how your saturday can get pinker!

pink saturday

2008-07-12T07:57:00.005-04:00

moms camera still has no batteries. we tried to charge them and it didnt work and moms face turned really pink and that would have been good for pink saturday but again, the camera didnt work. so i googled "pink saturday" and found some strange pictures to share. evidentally pink saturday exists somewhere but the words were to big and it was my bed time and i didnt have enough time to sound them out. so i guess you'll have to look at the pictures and make your own story like i do when i want to read but mom says sorry i cant i'm feeding jack. all she ever does is feed jack. jack is getting too fat for his chair so mom should just stop feeding him for awhile and read me books.
but if you dont want to make your own story go see beverly's blog for more pink saturday stories!

pink saturday

2008-07-05T10:27:00.002-04:00

pink is what color my donut is that mom bought. pink and sprinkles and that is my favorite next to chocolate and sprinkles. i never seem to have room to finish the whole thing tho. mmmmmm..... when i get bigger i will have donuts all the time if i want. even for dinner!! check out beverly's blog for more pink saturday.

pink saturday

2008-06-28T03:30:00.001-04:00

my pink guitar!! i have love for my pink guitar because i want to play guitar like mommy. mom forgot to remind me to post this on time, and her punishment was the camera wasnt working last minute and that means she had to use the web cam and that means she had to be in the picture in her jammies with no make-up, whatever that is. but i really like this guitar and someday i will play it like a rock star and join the wiggles and meet dorothy the dinosaur and be famous!!

visit beverly's blog to see the links for more people doing pink saturday posts.

cookie monster abandons the cookie agenda

2008-06-23T10:56:00.000-04:00

dicussed in his interview with stephen colbert. (my mom is constantly laughing about him! p.s. what is the devil and who is bill o'reilly?)

pink saturday

2008-06-21T03:00:00.000-04:00

this is one of my ponies. i could have chosen one that was properly groomed, but i figured i take a candid. this pony is freshly scraggly from my pool in the backyard. i love it because of the balloons on it. i love me some ponies.

cushion post

2008-06-20T18:03:00.000-04:00

the purpose of this post is to cushion between the pink saturdays. :0P
(hey i'm two! what do you want from me?)

pink saturday

2008-06-14T10:19:00.000-04:00

i am a faithful reader of my grandmas blog, dawn's daybreak, and i noticed that she blogs about something pink on saturdays and i love pink too so i will blog about something pink on saturdays too and thats why its called "pink saturday."
today my pink thing is going to be kitty of course. this pic is a candid of me and him on the "zoo-choo train" at the zooquarium. kitty goes everywhere with me because he is my best friend in the whole world. we have been inseperable for over two years and thats almost my whole life. even when he is a bald mesh bag of beans and i will still love him. i just hope my future husband likes cats.
to see more about my love for kitty click here

you learn something awesome every day!

2008-06-12T12:29:00.000-04:00

guess what's awesome!! my birthday, september 19th, is international talk like a pirate day!! i was born to be a pirate!! ARRRRRRR!!!!!

first beach day of 2008!

2008-06-10T15:43:00.000-04:00

its too hot to post a picture, but rest assured the scenery was beautiful. mom kept saying how cute her beach babies were, but i'm not a baby i'm big. which is why i was both horrified and insulted that my mother made me pee in a hole in the sand. i tried to demand a potty, but to no avail. i held it in as long as i could, but to my dismay what goes in must come out and in the hole it went. boy did i feel better after that. but next time mom better figure something out because people shouldnt pee outside!! when its not so hot i will write again. i'm going to take a nap in some air conditioning!!

a pirates life for me!!

2008-05-26T10:29:00.000-04:00

hey there me hardies! mom and dad took us to the heritage museums and gardens yesterday and there was a pirate exhibit there. that was pretty awesome and also there was a carousel and i love those. mom and dad poorly timed the trip to be during my usual nap time AND brought the single instead of the double stroller. so to punish them for that rookie mistake, jack and i took turns crying and complaining so that no single minute was left unscathed. and to mix things up a bit jack pooped through three sets of clothes and i demanded to be carried the whole time. it was fun times. next time they will have learned their lesson, and plus we will get to feed the fish at the hatchery after.

here we are again!

2008-05-19T15:32:00.000-04:00

i love MY jack. NOT mommy's jack. KENZIE'S jack!!
but i digress...
summer is coming soon! and that means a ride on thomas the train!! i keep telling mom "buy a ticket! buy a ticket!!" once when we were at the park on townhouse rd, i heard a train whistle. i couldnt see it, but i knew it was there. mom said it wasnt the riding kind of train, but the kind that carries trash. then we saw the train at the dump so i guess she wasnt lying. but everytime i go to that park it reminds me that we need to get a ticket for thomas!! i will definately blog about that.
mom says i have to go clean up my mess now. i hate that! i know right where everything is when i layer it throughout the house!

ARR MATEYS!!!!

2008-05-14T16:21:00.000-04:00

My pirate name is:

Calico Prudentilla Flint

Often indecisive, you can't even choose a favorite color. You're apt to follow wherever the wind blows you, just like Calico Jack Rackham, your namesake. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
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hey there!! long time no blog!
it's been about a year since i last blogged. i've been really busy learning to talk, count, and my abc's. oh and also i have a new brother now. his name is jack. he was in my mom's belly for a long time, (i never did find out how he got in there), and he came out on february 29th 2008. mom says he only gets a birthday every four years. he has funny hair and he cries alot. he smiles at me because he loves me. and when he grows up he will play dinosaurs with me and i cant wait for that.

in other big news, i now wear undies!! i have all different kinds and i am really good at keeping them dry and mom and dad are really proud of me.

things i have developed love for in my ripe old age of 2 and a half...
-all things pirate
-things made of rubber
-trains
-dinosaurs
-play-doh
-music
-visiting and other various field trips

i will try to post more regularly. i beleive frequent reading and writing will protect m brain from alzheimers. plus it will make grandma happy.
here's a pic of us being cute

dancing queen

2007-08-03T13:05:00.001-04:00

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2007-07-01T17:00:00.000-04:00

my first date

2007-06-12T16:59:00.000-04:00

this is my friend antonio. mom says he's my boyfriend and daddy gets mad. but he is nice and he shares his grapes with me. and also he doesnt try to steal kitty and thats a good quality in a boy.

Giggles :)

2007-05-28T16:13:00.000-04:00

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the spirits got the beat?

2007-04-17T13:38:00.000-04:00

my mom took some pictures of me in music class and is convinced that she captured ghosts. there was some skeptisism from grandma and the guy at the camera place, (what is closed-minded by the way?), so mom took more pictures at another class and more ghosties came up! she wouldnt let me post them thought because we didn't ask permission from the other kids in the pictures. mom sent the pics to cape cod ghost hunters and they want to do an investigation!!! i'll keep you posted.

bubbles!!!

2007-04-16T22:34:00.000-04:00

today i learned how to blow bubbles! its really fun! i like to try to catch them and pick them up. i still need to practice that part.

i really like to wear daddy's hat. i can put it on by myself and dad thinks its so cute! i am definately getting to be a big girl! i'm quite proud of myself.

good times!

2007-04-13T13:53:00.000-04:00

lately i have been getting a bit stir crazy in our little apartment. so i grab my boots and stand by the door yelling "bye-bye!!!!" until mom gets the hint. today when i demanded to go somewhere mom took me to the mall. we didn't even bring my stroller. i got to hold mom's hand and walk because i'm such a big girl. we went to a store that smelled really good and mom used plastic money to buy me a new duck. i love ducks. i love trains too and mom put me in one and it ate some quarters and i got a ride!! then we saw dogs and birds and bunnies. i saw a little hamster running in a wheel and it was so funny!! mom and i sat at a table and shared munchins and had coffee and juice. the mall is so big and sometimes we stopped in front of a store to boogie to the music. finally i got to ride on the carousel which i love the most. its always disappointing when it stops and my turn is over, but mom said we can come back again soon and i beleive her.

i'm a mini-teenager

2007-04-11T20:41:00.000-04:00

it all started a few weeks ago with my obsession with my black boots. now i also really love jewelry. and doing my hair. but mom said i cant wear a mini-skirt until i'm 30. maybe i'll ask when i'm out of diapers.

inflatable weapons of destruction

2007-04-11T20:24:00.000-04:00

i was having a lot of fun playing with these balloons. i have learned to use them as weapons. occassionally though, i am my own worst enemy

happy anniversary to us!

2007-04-09T11:59:00.000-04:00

kitty and i celebrated our first anniversary yesterday. i love him. and i love his mysteriously appearing twin who appears to have had just as many hugs and tail rubs. weird. i love them both equally though. MWUAH!

ABC survey

2007-04-02T12:47:00.000-04:00

1. A is for age: 18 months
2. B is for beer of choice: thats illegal for another 19 and a half years
3. C is for career right now: little kid
4. D is for your dog's name: well i know dogs "woof" or "bow-wow" but i dont have one
5. E is for essential item you use everyday: kitty.
6.F is for favorite TV show at the moment: wiggles, sesame street and dora
7. G is for favorite game: piggybank game
8. H is for Home town: dennis, ma
9. I is for instruments you play: drums and guitar
10. J is for favorite juice: apple
11. K is for whose butt you'd like to kick: i cant reach butts
12.L is for last place you ate: wandering around the house to be sure the crumbs were spread evenly
13. M is for marriage: i'm a baby, perv
14. N is for your full name: mackenzie jane ____.
15. O is for overnight hospital stays: 5 days when i was born.
16. P is for people you were with today:mom and dad
17. Q is for quote: woo-hoo and no-no.
18. R is for Biggest Regret:what is a regret?
19. S is for status: cute
20. T is for time you woke up today:8, much to mom's dismay
21. U is for underwear you have on now: absorbant
22. V is for vegetable you love: green beans
23. W is for worst habit:throwing food
24. X is for x-rays you've had: i had an echo when i was born if that counts
25. Y is for yummy food you ate today: banana, oatmeal and chex
26. Z is for the zodiac sign: virgo

my easter eggs-travaganza!

2007-03-31T15:51:00.000-04:00

today i hunted my very first easter eggs. it was so fun! i got to sit on the easter bunny's lap and everything! i cant wait until he comes to my house. maybe i should have mom buy some carrots to leave out for him.

A day in the sunshine

2007-03-21T16:43:00.000-04:00

i had a grand old time playing at "boopa's" house today. uncle tim let me play with all his cars and trucks. i even kissed a rhinocerus. i'm all about breaking gender roles. i refuse to be defined by girlish stereotypes.

grandma rushes me

2007-03-08T19:42:00.000-05:00

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i ambulated!!

2007-01-30T14:24:00.000-05:00

i finally decided it was time to get up on my own two feet. its not so bad once you get the hang of it.

to celebrate i got a cool pair of sneakers that light up when i walk. i'm stylin. i've done a lot of soul searching and i think i'm ready make an oath.

i, mackenzie jane, swear to from this day forward to always put one step in front of the other and walk around when i want to go places. unless i fall down and there is no furniture nearby, in which case i will crawl to the nearest thing to pull up on and try again. unless in the event i find something interesting to play with instead. but other then that i will walk.

it's been awhile!

2007-01-21T12:28:00.000-05:00

my grandma keeps asking when i will update my blog. i've been meaning too, but you know how it is. i get ready to post and i get distracted with the wiggles or my toys. i also have been doing quite a bit of reading lately. i just got through "twinkle, twinkle little star" and reread an old favorite, "goodnight moon."
i have recently taken up a new sport, walking, which has taken up a bit of energy and tired me out. i just cut a new tooth as well. now i have seven. maybe now i'll eat something other than cheese and yogurt. we'll see.

an alternate use for couch cushions

2006-11-02T13:16:00.000-05:00

my silly parents couldn't find me in there!!! it's the first place i would have looked. i guess they have alot to learn.

i'm a beefcake

2006-11-01T22:13:00.000-05:00

i was a football player for halloween. i went trick-or-treating with some of my friends. that means you show up at your neighbors house looking all weird and they put something in your bucket. it was fun. never did see what went in that bucket though.

i am elmo-ish

2006-10-29T14:23:00.000-05:00

You Are Elmo

Sweet and innocent, you expect everyone to adore you. And they usually do!

You are usually feeling: Talkative. You've got tons of stories to tell. And when you aren't talking, you're laughing.

You are famous for: Being popular, though no one knows why. Middle aged women especially like you.

How you life your life: With an open heart. "Elmo loves you!"

The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

why i need baby prozac

2006-10-25T11:40:00.000-04:00

evidently pediatricians these days have no qualms with sticking things into kid's ears, or removing foreign particles from said ears. apparently no one told them in their years of med school that sometimes people dont like that. i can't talk, but i thought i was making my wishes clear with all the flailing and screaming. it seemed pretty obvious to me.
i spent a good deal of time hyperventilating after that. i felt so betrayed! i brought my mom with me but what good did she do? yeah, she rubbed my back and sang five little ducks, but where was she when i needed her? and that's when i realized that we were still sitting in the office. farm animals papered the walls and fun looking toys were arranged on a table nearby, but i'm no fool! this is not a fun place, and there i sat in my mothers lap, still near hysterics, and we didnt seem to be going anywhere. then came the nurse.

have you heard of this?! aren't there laws against inflicting pain on children? surely mom would put a stop to this right? no! she allowed this woman to stick a NEEDLE into my leg! somehow i will find revenge! just wait till the next time you take my diaper off mother! victory will be mine!! no amount of donut holes will make me forget about this! wait is that chocolate?

been thinking about my new look

2006-10-19T13:39:00.000-04:00

my grandmother has been talking to me for awhile about how i should make my mom suffer through my teen years. grandma says whatever i do, my mother has it coming. i was thinking of getting some ink done, but i havent met the right artist yet. this is the look i'm thinking of.

my new pet monkey

2006-10-19T12:47:00.000-04:00

adopt your own virtual pet!

i like monkeys. since my mom won't let me have a real monkey, (she never lets me do anything fun!), i've decided to settle for this one since you can give him bananas and that entertains me. perhaps i am genetically predisposed to monkey loving. my dad relives his childhood love for curious george vicariously through me. i cant quite say monkey yet, but i make a monkey noise to get my point across. i have a ticklish george doll, but it doesnt shake anymore, and i was at the store with my mom when she bought me a different george doll for christmas, but i will probably forget by then.

my best friend

2006-10-18T23:13:00.000-04:00

his name is kitty. we met last easter. i didn't beleive in love at first sight until i met kitty. i didnt even know what love was. he is perfection in a cat suit. his pink fur. his soft tail. his paws full of beans. i love him with every fiber of my soul. plus he is machine washable.

i'm a child genius

2006-10-18T13:23:00.000-04:00

hi. my name is mackenzie. my mom calls me kenz because she thinks its innovative. i am a year old. sometimes i take a break from playing blocks or listening to some hard core wiggles, so i can write blogs. please disregard my lack of capatalization and occassional bad grammar, as i have barely graduated from infancy and even a child genius makes mistakes sometimes.