an alternate use for couch cushions

my silly parents couldn't find me in there!!! it's the first place i would have looked. i guess they have alot to learn.

i'm a beefcake

i was a football player for halloween. i went trick-or-treating with some of my friends. that means you show up at your neighbors house looking all weird and they put something in your bucket. it was fun. never did see what went in that bucket though.

i am elmo-ish

You Are Elmo

Sweet and innocent, you expect everyone to adore you. And they usually do! You are usually feeling: Talkative. You've got tons of stories to tell. And when you aren't talking, you're laughing. You are famous for: Being popular, though no one knows why. Middle aged women especially like you. How you life your life: With an open heart. "Elmo loves you!"

The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

why i need baby prozac

evidently pediatricians these days have no qualms with sticking things into kid's ears, or removing foreign particles from said ears. apparently no one told them in their years of med school that sometimes people dont like that. i can't talk, but i thought i was making my wishes clear with all the flailing and screaming. it seemed pretty obvious to me.
i spent a good deal of time hyperventilating after that. i felt so betrayed! i brought my mom with me but what good did she do? yeah, she rubbed my back and sang five little ducks, but where was she when i needed her? and that's when i realized that we were still sitting in the office. farm animals papered the walls and fun looking toys were arranged on a table nearby, but i'm no fool! this is not a fun place, and there i sat in my mothers lap, still near hysterics, and we didnt seem to be going anywhere. then came the nurse.

have you heard of this?! aren't there laws against inflicting pain on children? surely mom would put a stop to this right? no! she allowed this woman to stick a NEEDLE into my leg! somehow i will find revenge! just wait till the next time you take my diaper off mother! victory will be mine!! no amount of donut holes will make me forget about this! wait is that chocolate?

been thinking about my new look

my grandmother has been talking to me for awhile about how i should make my mom suffer through my teen years. grandma says whatever i do, my mother has it coming. i was thinking of getting some ink done, but i havent met the right artist yet. this is the look i'm thinking of.

my new pet monkey

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i like monkeys. since my mom won't let me have a real monkey, (she never lets me do anything fun!), i've decided to settle for this one since you can give him bananas and that entertains me. perhaps i am genetically predisposed to monkey loving. my dad relives his childhood love for curious george vicariously through me. i cant quite say monkey yet, but i make a monkey noise to get my point across. i have a ticklish george doll, but it doesnt shake anymore, and i was at the store with my mom when she bought me a different george doll for christmas, but i will probably forget by then.

my best friend

his name is kitty. we met last easter. i didn't beleive in love at first sight until i met kitty. i didnt even know what love was. he is perfection in a cat suit. his pink fur. his soft tail. his paws full of beans. i love him with every fiber of my soul. plus he is machine washable.

i'm a child genius

hi. my name is mackenzie. my mom calls me kenz because she thinks its innovative. i am a year old. sometimes i take a break from playing blocks or listening to some hard core wiggles, so i can write blogs. please disregard my lack of capatalization and occassional bad grammar, as i have barely graduated from infancy and even a child genius makes mistakes sometimes.